I do not like blogging. Blogging is so much work, that it keeps me away from my family. My mom is hurt that the blog comes between her and I.

I haven’t seen my friends in ages, because of my blogging. Sometimes I am not even sure I have any friends anymore because of this blog.

There are so many blogs that I end up spending hours and hours each day trying to read them all. My forum is bursting at the seams with thousands of links to blogs.

My head’s about to explode because I read so many blogs. This is one of the leading reasons why I do not like blogging.

My fingers hurt from typing so much because I insist on commenting on dozens of blogs. Skellie’s posts are so advanced and informative, that they left me in the dust.

It’s getting hard to remember all the blogging forums. I think that I’m finally tired of blogging forums.

I have been blogging so hard that I forget to Tweet. Then, I get all caught up in Twitter, and I forgot to blog. That’s what happened the past 4 days. Plus, I just simply don’t like to blog.

There are hundreds of social sites. I have worn myself out completely from trying to keep up with all of them. Then there’s StumbleUpon. I am so Stumbled that I stubbed my toe this morning, splitting the big toenail right in half on my right foot.

I loved to help bloggers on forums but I am all helped out. I am so tired of blogging, that I have become all blogged out.

I am so steeped in blogging SEO that I am muttering keywords in my sleep. My friend asked me how my blog’s going this morning and I blurted out a bunch of blog-related keywords.

I think I don’t like blogging. I think I might take this domain offline. Then I am going to take this computer out on my back porch, put on a pair of goggle I know I’ll feel better after I do that. Besides, I need the exercise.

I am going to take a real long trip and relax in my luxurious, deep kick back bench seat and do nothing but blast rock CDs and drive down to the nearest beach and forget about blogs and the Internet.